A Brazilian woman now stands accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and asking him to have oral sex with her.
The intended victim — identified only as a 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto – knew something was going on when he noticed an unfamiliar odor coming from his wife’s freshly poisoned nether region.
However here’s the thing about vaginas, as this woman soon learned: They are very porous.
Realizing that his wife was probably absorbing a majority of the poison she had intended to kill him with, he took her to the hospital emergency room and saved her life.
What a gentlemen this guy! Not only is he is totally willing to perform oral sex 24/7 at his Latin girl's beck and call, he will generously rush her to the emergency room after said Latin girl tried to kill him. Now who'd dare say that chivalry is dead!?
Still not to be left as a total fool, media sources have revealed shortly thereafter that the husband does indeed intend on pressing criminal charges, as well as filing for divorce and a civil suit for damages just for good measure.
Not being a legal expert in Brazilian law, I'd still say it is a safe bet that he has adequate grounds for a divorce from his Brazilian wife.
Rest assured gentlemen, just as you probably surmised quickly upon beginning to read this news item - even without a medical degree in endocrinology - that a Latin girl choosing to put poison into her hoo-ha (medical term), probably wasn't good for her health nor a very bright idea. The good news is that the majority of Latin girls in Brazil and throughout Latin America in general are smart enough to have figured this one out on their own.